![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() What tripe! The hero is the only purebred vampire, but how did he come about, the history of the race is not fleshed out. He is so blind he can barely eat and cannot tell the difference between mashed potatoes and rice on his dinner plate, yet when his libido kicks in he can see juice running down the heroines chin when he feeds her a strawberry. The hero is suppose to be almost totally blind (strange concept), yet he can see to fight. Maybe if this book was marketed as a spoof of the genre I would not have been so disappointed, at least I would have been prepared for the corny writing. The interaction between the ultra alphamale characters is so cheesetastically written, I actually laughed aloud. Although the BDB are hundreds years old, plenty of time to sound intelligent and cultured, they converse as if they learned how to speak from listening to rap music (dig my brotha?). The dialogue is juvenile to say the least. ![]() Based on the plethora of rave reviews, imagine my surprise when I found myself HATING this book. To say I was excited to listen to this book is an understatement. ![]()
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